Tom Joyce's chamber of the bizarre

This is an addendum to my previous post about truly scary Halloween costumes. My friend Travis Pelt suggested “ex-wife with a toddler.” I, in turn, suggested making it “Ex short-lived-fling with a toddler. The one who wore black lipstick and sent you a poem after you broke up with her titled ‘A Vengeful Spirit, I’ that you brought to the police station just to make them aware of it, even though they seemed more amused than concerned.”