Enjoy. Like I wrote in the Youtube description for this video that nobody ever reads, I hope that Edgar Allan Poe would appreciate this clumsy, infantile, but totally sincere tribute to the great writer. Why? Because to a large extent, Poe has been kind of hijacked by the “woe is me” crowd. We tend to forget that the guy could be a real smartass too. Check out “Never Bet The Devil Your Head” or “The Man That Was Used Up.” Funny shit. Anyway, here’s the poem:
Tom Joyce's chamber of the bizarre 