Do you find Carl Hiaasen a bit too staid for your liking? Tim Dorsey a trifle too dry and academic? Then check out “Don’t be Cruel” by Mike Argento. Argento takes the “gun-toting-freaks-in-South-Florida” sub-genre of crime fiction, and improbably manages to transplant it to Central Pennsylvania. The book starts with a couple of hitmen working for a local gangster who runs a church based on the worship of Elvis as a side business. Then things get REALLY unhinged. Check it out here.