Tom Joyce's chamber of the bizarre

Wedgies Hurt (Locker Room Violence Prevention Coalition, 1983)

Smoking. The Cool Kids Are Doing It. So Should You. (American Tobacco Promotion Council, 1970)

Stifled Farts: The Socially Acceptable Killer (Physicians for Abdominal Health, 2000)

Creepy Uncles Are Family Too (National Creepy Uncle Association, 1991)

Long Pig: It’s What’s for Dinner! (American Cannibalism Promotion Council, 2007)

Shut Up! You Don’t Know What the Fuck You’re Talking About So Just Shut the Fuck Up! (Belligerent Alcohol Consumers of America, 2003)

Aliens in Human Form: The Menace Among Us (National Alliance of Paranoid Schizophrenics, 1985)

There’s Only One You (Americans for Self-Evident Platitudes, 1976)

You’re Harshing My Buzz, Dude (National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, 1992)

Those Frosted Tips Make You Look Like a Douchebag (Sensible Fashion Choices Now!, 2007)

Relax (Frankie, 1984)

You’re Almost 30 and Your Band Sucks. (Federal Put Slackers to Work Initiative, 1995)

If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle, Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie (Aryan Nation, 2010)