Tom Joyce's chamber of the bizarre

A friend on mine sent me this link to some two-sentence horror stories. Pretty scary, right?

http://9gag.com/gag/av0v95O/20-terrifying-two-sentence-horror-stories

I wanted to see if I could come up with a few two-sentence horror stories myself. In all modesty, I have to say these are truly terrifying. If you suffer from a heart condition, you may not want to read them. You have been warned:

* As I settle in for the four-hour bus ride, my seatmate turns toward me. “Have you been saved?” he asks.

* The theme for the office holiday party is “A Karaoke-tacular in Candyland!” Attendance is mandatory.

* Fifteen minutes into our first date, she asks me a question. “You won’t hurt me like all the others, will you?”

* I grab the Port-o-Potty door handle. Something squelches beneath my fingers.

* “Here’s my opinion,” said the drunk guy on the next barstool. “And I don’t care if it’s ‘politically correct’ or not.”

* “Can you fix this quickly?” I ask. The tech support guy laughs.

* The fat, hairy guy in bikini briefs bends down to pick up his beach towel. I must look away, yet somehow … I can’t.